Assignment 01

         This is an old one, and though I remember you telling me that you had started it, I don't know If you ever finished it.
         Grandpa is slowly going senile. He believes that he is a Samurai from times past, and he practices Bushido religiously. He finds himself at a family gathering, a picnic at the bay. In a moment of carelessness, he burns the burgers while admiring a beautiful rollerblading blonde from afar. He feels he has "Dishonored the Picnic".
         "Will somebody please get the steak knives away from Grandpa before he ends up killing himself?"