Assignment 02

         There is a very intense chess game going on. You are the American battling the Russian. The game is played online, and has been going on for months. A lot of shit talking has been going on. (Bragging rights are at stake.) You feel a ton of pressure to win. People have money riding on you. This is an important game. They say if you win, this will undoubtedly Make You. Needless to say, this makes you nervous and consumes your whole day. You are constantly plotting and planning your next move. You can't even sleep at night. The russian hasn't made a move in days. You figure he must be building a crazy strategy. You constantly worry. Then you find out the Russian has given in to the pressure. He has killed himself. (The fact that the Russian committed suicide may or may not fuck with you.) Good Luck, McCormick!